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Bitch, I'm rare. ๐ŸŒŸ

heyfunniest:

Trying to make plans with your friends..

heyfunniest:

Trying to make plans with your friends..

joshpeck:

when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you canโ€™t go to taco bell because youโ€™re on an all carb diet

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sammcsupsup:

Itโ€™s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you.

When I’m in public, I sneeze like a lady. When I’m at home, I sneeze like a lion.

lynnerdo:

IM FUCKING DYYING

Me: I can't sleep.
Person: Why?
Me: Because I was thinking of you.
Person: Why were you thinking of me?
Me: I'm thinking how to eat you while you're sleeping because I'm a vampire.